'this is the story of a dog named norman norman was just like any other little dog except for one tiny detail norman couldn't think of a single reason why he mooed instead of barked he just always had'
'was it hidden away in his genes? was it that he never had a strong father figure? or was it because his bigger brothers bullied him? why oh why was norman so different? well one thing we know for sure norman never chose to be this way'
'norman, norman, norman different from the day he was born and no matter how hard they try to change him he just can't fight what comes so naturally'
'norman is learning that the world is a tough place shun by his family, shut out of the only home he's ever known norman takes to the mean streets of colorado springs in search of someone, anyone who will love him just the way he is'
'by now all of colorado springs knows about norman, the puppy that mooed norman has the whole town talking about which differences are inherited and which ones are learned if gay people are born that way or if they choose to be gay'
(whooa... was it hard to get here or is it just me?!)